Dad Tax Funny Skeleton Tee – “Making Sure It’s Not Poison” | Cool Graphic T-Shirt for Dads

Every dad knows the deal — if you bring snacks into the house, he’s getting his cut.
This hilarious Dad Tax t-shirt features a cool skeleton dad in shades and a backwards hat, confidently enforcing the “tax” with fries and a drink in hand. Underneath, the shirt reads:
“Dad Tax – Making Sure It’s Not Poison.”

Whether he’s swiping fries from the kids or sneaking sips from your soda, this tee is perfect for Father’s Day, dad birthdays, or just because he’s the snack sheriff of the house.

Details:

• Available in unisex sizes (XS–5XL)

• Ultra-soft feel, perfect for everyday wear

• Printed with bold, high-quality inks

• Great gift for funny, laid-back dads

⚠️ Warning: Wearing this shirt may increase fry theft by 73%!